Birthdays,...

There are birthdays coming up!!!! Who has the party hats?

ooh! Is there going to be ice-cream?

lol ecards have been made ready to send on thier birthdays lol

but amy havent posted yet and klara hasnt been around but hope fully they will drop in maybe we can all meet up in the chattbox?

lux joined aswell but hasnt posted either

lux and amy POST DAMN YOU POST!!! lol

The next two days i will be on rarely, i have to do a wife and mom thing, but take my ice cream and throw it an Heraldo. The stuff you pick up off the floor, throw at Error.

They could at least of said 'hi' in the meet and greet! =(

I'm glad i don't yet qualify for 'floor-cream'.

But don't worry Snort.....you're not the first woman who's wanted me covered in ice-cream. =p

you ok snort?

whats error said to tick you off now? lol i'll hit him for you if you want?

or is it a sick of men thing? i get those sometimes lol

women have also wanted you in a bikini heraldo lol

Error hasn't made me mad. I just feel like hitting with ice cream. Seems like fun.

Heraldo in a bikini? He's a little long-wasted for that, isn't he?

ask him about it when he comes online

hes tells it better lol

How can I ask him when he comes on? It's hard enough catching you between our time zones. I don't even know when he's around.

Please? Tell? A picture? Something?

Heraldo has offered this statement;

" I refute all alleged claims of bikini wearing, and pray there is no photographic evidence of such untruthful falsehoods."

So go take a picture already.

How has the subject of birthdays turned into talking about pictures of me in a bikini?

But seriously....you don't want to see that, it would put you off meals for a week!

Duh, it's called going off topic. It's a great way to have secret conversations that most people never know about because they expect the subject to be the topic. Silly people.

And since the recipients of our birthday wishes haven't come in to see that we wish them a happy birthday, why not hijack the thread?

And I have a pretty strong stomach. I wanna see you and Mr Nice in bikinis. And of course, Error, but in a way that would be disappointing. He's too eager.

yeah we dont moan too much about going off topic theres only a few of us regulars so the boards dont take that much organising

if we were busier we would have to be stricter

and yeah error will flash anyone lol he doesnt care lol

its more fun when they struggle hehe

ROFLMAO!!!!!

love the pink fluffy bits heraldo lol

He's the one with the pink fluffy bits? It's not enough, too much fabric and too much Frankenfurter.

Sorry. Try again.

oh, hell no!

Stop looking at my Frankenfurter!

Ahh! Just remembered where this all stemmed from, a story i told Mel.

*If there are small children around please cover their eyes*

I once went to a BBQ with 2 friends at one of their older brothers house. Rule of the day was to wear bikinis lent to us by said brothers mrs....we was drunk.

So i got this tiny little white number, which you had to tie up at the sides, a kinda quick-release system i guess.

Being a guy, this sort of garment wasn't designed to accomodate the relevant man-parts, so i had to wear them kinda low slung.

Anyways...the brothers mrs wasn't impressed with how i was wearing them, and whilst i was sitting in a plastic chair in the back garden she knelt infront of me and told me she would sort them out for me....so she undid one bow at the side and tightened the string, at which point the whole bikini bottom shifted a couple of inches to the right...thus exposing my genitals (remember she was kneeling right in front of me)...was quite embarrasing.

lol you hadnt realised that this is what i was talking about lol

Just thought you and Snort wanted piccys of me almost naked =p

your sick you know that? lol

Man, that was a long way to go for a short story!!

Aw Mr. Nice won't go there? Of course not. Not in public anyway, because as brave as he is, he wouldn't do just anything for a laugh. He's too sensible. Which is a very good thing, really.

sensible? no. easily embarrassed? yes.

odd for a man who is being paid to wear a wig and a tina turner dress this week, huh?

the things i do with my education.